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Maria Juana

She grows up in Tijuana

And on the road to Hana

Buy enough for La Semana (or maybe more) *mariachis sing

If you run low, you gotta place to go

Maria do you wanna, Simon

 

Maria Juana

She heats up like a Sana

You smoke her when you wanna

Peligrosa like Parana

And you know you need permission

Juana’s an addiction

That’s why we roll with medical prescriptions

 

Light it up

Hit it slow

Vuela like un pajaro

Put it down and you say no

Amo Maria 

Hit my G-pen

Don’t forget to load it again, load it up

I Maria

 

Maria Juana

To grow she needs Solana

She’s Sexy like Madonna

I’m in love with her Hermana

Gotta know

She kinda loca

Her name’s Maria Motta

I need a little roche por la noche

Break it Down Down

 

Maria Juana

A Smokin’ Mexicana

You hit it when you wanna

She deal like, Tony Montana (Chu got it man)

My favorite kinda weed

All bud no stem and seed 

And a hit right now or two or three is all I need, it’s all I need

 

Wake and bake, drink some coco

Desayuno, Loco Moco

Now Almuerso eat fish tacos

Con Maria

Now it’s time to hit it more and more

That’s how she keeps me broke and poor

Nobody can afford to love Maria

 

Maria Juana

She grows up in Tijuana

And on the road to Hana

Buy enough for La Semana or maybe more

If you run low, you gotta place to go

Maria do you Juana, Simon, OK

 

Maria Juana

I’m smokin’ Tropicana

That lemon, cushy Ganja

Got me higha than messiah

And she only taste like fire

Green as an Iguana

We only smoke that fluffy

No we never smoke that Caca

 

Light it up

Hit it slow

Vuele like un pajaro

Put it down and you say no

Amo Maria 

Hit my G-Pen

Don’t forget to load it again

I Maria

 

Mr. Bogart ain’t my friend

He smokes Maria ‘till the end

Give her back right now, I raised Juana from the ground

Gotta keep her hot and then she’ll grow, love you back wit dat kilo

She never breaks my Corazon amo Maria

 

Maria Juana

She grows up in Tijuana

And on the road to Hana

Buy enough for La Semana (and maybe more)

If you run low, you gotta place to go

Maria do you Juana, Simon

Maria Juana

 

Has somebody seen my joint around here…

   Lyrics for Maria Juana 

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